her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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