Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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