What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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