i already hear my dad disowning me
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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