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(502): View more from Kentucky

I think I sharted a yagerbomb.

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(512): View more from Texas

You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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(847): View more from Illinois

Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night

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(804): View more from Virginia

he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.

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(216): View more from Ohio

Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes

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(443): View more from Maryland

Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs

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