I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I just found puke in my bra..
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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