I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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