looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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