I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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