I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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