Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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