I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
You've changed since you got that strap on
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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