Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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