all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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