On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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