Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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