honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
