just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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