would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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