and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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