Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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