Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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