And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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