It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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