i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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