They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize
