Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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