5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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