Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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