turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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