Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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