Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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