this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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