weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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