1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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