Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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