Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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