i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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