I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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