She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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