i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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