Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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