I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize