We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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