Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
