me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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