she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I had to cum in my sink.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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