everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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