I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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