"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I love how my cats smell like pot.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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