physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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