Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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