I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
i out mim tonsoeep
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
Randomize