i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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