that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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