Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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