just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Do you still have your period?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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