So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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