I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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