did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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